If you’re not cute don’t continue reading this…. Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!
 

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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, a colon, or an exclamation point… So don’t dare to kiss me coz I might get crazy,?.!
 



The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.
 



This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
 



Each of us has his own fear but sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath. Good a.m.
 



Newsflash: Policemen saving a woman who appears to be jumping off a building. Policeman: Bumaba ka dyan maraming nagmamahal sa yo! Woman: Wag kayo makialam, di ako makapag -send!
 



If only I’m an angel, I’ll protect you. I’ll lend you my wings. I’ll watch over you. But I’m not an angel, hawig lang.
 



When a veteran actor dies, women weep. When a young actor dies, girls cry, “Sayang!”
 



I don’t know how to say this. We are friends but I can’t get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you’re the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!
 



The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache.
 



Kahit NISSAN ka STAREX ka ng buhay ko, masKIAnong mangyari, HONDA kitang pagMAZDAn at SUZUmpang SUZUKIlian ka ng buong katapatan. DODGE what friends are FORD!
 



A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this? Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
 



What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, I stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I just put the mirror down. Nakakangawit eh!
 



No one is too fat to run, except the Pinoy policeman.
 



Help! Nasa presinto ako. Nahuli kasi ako while I was working kanina. The charge was possession of cute face. I had no choice but plead guilty. Lakas ng ebidensya nila e!
 



How to spot a texter? 1. may muscle ang thumb 2. barok magsalita 3. may bangga ang auto 4. laging nakayuko 5. nakasimangot dahil di makasend.
 






 Five reasons why I keep texting you: 1. You made me feel welcomed 2. You made me smile 3. You appreciate my thoughts 4. You spend time reading my messages 5. Di ako kuripot tulad mo!