I’m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!… I didn’t know I’ve influenced you that much!
 






Others say life is unfair. Well, it’s true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.
 



Playboy, speaking to a girl: “I want you to know that I value our relationship very much. In fact, I find you as my most favorite girlfriend.”
 



Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
 



If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me!
 



When somebody who’s deeply in love with you tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That’s true, believe me, I swear. Cause love is blind!
 



Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
 



When I was lost, you were there. When I was down, you were there. When I was bankrupt, you were there. When I almost died, you were there… Teka, baka ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!
 



It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
 



Dear fellow texters, Due to Globeline problems, we are experiencing delayed messages. This is why as early as now I would like to greet you a Merry Christmas.
 



Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.
 



When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.
 



There are now three ways of describing a glass with water half of its volume. It is either half-full, half-empty or half-safe to drink.
 



He loves his girlfriend more when she is not around.
 



I may not be Pepsi, the choice of the new generation. I may not be Coca Cola, only the real thing. I may not be Nido, the world’s number 1 but I can be PLDT, clearly for you.
 



Nasa bundok ka, mahuhulog cell phone mo at girlfriend mo, anong gagawin mo? Magpakatotoo ka brother! Sagipin mo ang cell phone mo at sigaw mo sa girlfriend mo, text na lang kita!.
 






 Someone claimed that Maria Clara could not be the model of Filipino women. “History never mentioned that she brushed her teeth,” was the explanation