Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting.
 

Sponsored Links




Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
 



Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE? Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.
 



Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: Dhokla.
 



Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.
 



Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.
 



Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
 



Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.
 



The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our parents’ advice and the second half in trying to keep our children from ignoring ours.
 



When u r down & no one is there, don’t think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don’t just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
 



Look at the world around u; u’ll see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God’s providence. Look at the mirror u’ll c God’s sense of humor.
 



A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes… No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying…so sad, too bad, your dad!
 



You should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
 



Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
 



God thought that since he couldn’t b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
 



I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window… I look down &then… I lauf again
 





 The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?