Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
 

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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha. TT: Ticket hai? Sadhu: Nahin TT: Chalo Sadhu: Kahan? TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
 



Girl: If u’ll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
 



Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks
 



I’d climb the highest mountain. I’d swim the ocean blue, I’d do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
 



A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don’t know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
 



When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open
 



In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss or profit? Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
 



Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate. Why? Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC
 



I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
 



Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
 



1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey? 2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
 



At a Rly stn a gal cheked her weight-58 kg She removed sandal-56 kg Then removed jacket-53kg Then dupatta-52 kg Coins khatam. A baba in q behind her said- Beebe tu kam chaalu rakh, bhaan batheri hai babay kol
 



Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
 



Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti
 



A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
 






 Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin….. Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi….