Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
 






Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
 



People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
 



U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
 



A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
 



aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
 



wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband - magar yahan to nahin hai wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!
 



Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
 



The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
 



GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....
 



eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
 



The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch polony"
 



Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.
 



Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches. Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
 



Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night- "Kaisa Hua"?? "Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!
 



Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
 






Russians dugg 100 meters and found copper cable and said that they had telephones 500 years ago Americans dugg 200 meters and found optical fibre and said they had internet facility 1000 years ago. indians dugg 1000 meters and didnt find anything and said that we had wireless technology 2000 years ago