I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.
 

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Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’ bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy.
 



When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
 



Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
 



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Mom: Andy, where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally u r only an infant. Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.
 



Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
 



Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once…
 



Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!
 



Today, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
 



When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people’ll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people’ll never stand by u!
 



 This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me? Animal Planet!
 



 If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
 



Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
 



Q: What’s the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
 



If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It’s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
 






Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.