Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay, Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain, Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.

 






U r walkin in road.
Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them.

U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!

 



Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl "to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah

 



2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

 



Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

 



 LADKi waLe PANDiT ko: hume aisa LADKA chahiye jo kuch KHATA-PITA NA ho
PANDIT: jajman aisa LADKA to i.C.U. ya EMERGENCY WARD me miLega.

 



 Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do,mere dost aa rahe hai
Banta: Kyon!Aapke dost chura lengey Santa: Nahin,pehchan lengey

 



 SANTA agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?
S-Cooler k samne bait jata hu Q:fir b Garmi lage to? S:To Cooler on kar leta hu

 



 Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

 



 Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2-thappad laga diya...
Socho kyon..?

PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

 





Wife: Jab me gana-gati hu to aap bahar kyon chale jate hain?
Husband: Taki bahar wale ye na samjhe ki me tumhara gala daba raha hu.